Saturday, 4 October 2008

O.J. Simpson - Initials Explained

How many of you have wondered what O.J. stands for? Well now it can be revealed. The gullibility of Mr Simpson in assuming that his celebrity will render him untouchable from the basic laws of physics and the legal process can be explained by the new science of 'Nametics'

Nametics shows how your initials pre-dispose you to act out life patterns consistent with your initials. Following months of scientific analysis and the integration of rational processs with an understanding of social influence interpretation it has been shown that O.J. stands for Zero Judgement.

This post-natal condition implies that it is nurture not nature that caused Mr Simpson to act as he did. The forth coming appeal will be drawing on Nametics to make a case for his release.

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